Ha, ha - ka mauria e ia tetahi tangata i te takutai ka oati ki te whakaatu i a ia e totoro ana ki te kainga. He kaihe kiki e kore tetahi e ngaro! A ko ia ano hoki, i tana kitenga i te rahi o tana kaokao, kua kore noa e whakaaro engari ko tera anake - he tino harikoa ki te wetewete i te puru! E mohio ana ahau kua inehia e ia ki tona kanohi. Inaianei ka whakahihi ia ki ana hoa wahine kua moea e ia he hoiho 23 cm!
He rūma whero, he rama kanapa me te wahine reka i roto i te kanohi pango, he taringa ngeru. Kua horahia ona waewae me te tatari kia whiua. Ehara ianei tenei i te moemoea o nga tangata macho kino katoa, ehara ranei tenei i te tirohanga a tona roro? Ko ona tarau e tarewa ana mai i tona waha e whakanui ana i tana whakaitinga. Kei te panaia ia ki roto katoa, e mokemoke ana, engari ko wai ka pouri ki a ia? Ka taiawhiotia e ana hooters tetahi taha ki tetahi taha, tana tikaokao e wero ana i tana kohao maku. A kaore he huarahi ke atu i te uwha - me whakarongo marie ia ki nga whakahau katoa a te rangatira!
He tino ataahua nga tits o te wahine, i te wa e moe ana koe ka kite koe i te whakatuwheratanga mahorahora o te whakaeneene....Engari ka warewarehia e te tane, ka pehi noa ki roto i te tenetene. Ki taku whakaaro mo te kore noa, ka taea e koe te whakarereke i te ahuareka o te taangata.